He stole therapy from me... and a teeth cleaning.

Caryn

Caryn: What is this poor woman going to say when you don't marry her?
Stosh: Oh, same thing as usual, I'm sure. We're kinda in a "fool me 12 times, shame on you" situation.

Stosh: Is this another "my father will turn over in his grave" questions?
Eric: Yup.
Stosh: Then no, I would not have moved in.
Eric: Damn it! You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.

Caryn: This is a lot of information. What site is this?
Zara: Am I Dating a Douchebag dot com. By the way, I know you date a lot so I signed you up for the full year.

Weird Loners Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Caryn: This is a lot of information. What site is this?
Zara: Am I Dating a Douchebag dot com. By the way, I know you date a lot so I signed you up for the full year.

Stosh: Is this another "my father will turn over in his grave" questions?
Eric: Yup.
Stosh: Then no, I would not have moved in.
Eric: Damn it! You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.