Caryn: What is this poor woman going to say when you don't marry her?
Stosh: Oh, same thing as usual, I'm sure. We're kinda in a "fool me 12 times, shame on you" situation.

Stosh: Is this another "my father will turn over in his grave" questions?
Eric: Yup.
Stosh: Then no, I would not have moved in.
Eric: Damn it! You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.

Caryn: This is a lot of information. What site is this?
Zara: Am I Dating a Douchebag dot com. By the way, I know you date a lot so I signed you up for the full year.

Stosh: Kids are such dicks.
Caryn: I know. And so sticky.

Eric: How'd she know where to find you anyway?
Stosh: I'm pretty sure she did something to my phone. My GPS keeps trying to steer me into oncoming traffic.

Stosh: Rambo still out there?
Eric: No, she had spin class.

Caryn: You do realize you're going to die alone too, right?
Stosh: God willing, Cindy.

You strode in here with your hair and your pants, and you fixed my smoke alarm. That's a lot to throw at a girl who's been drinking Chablis since lunchtime.

Caryn

Zara: Passion is such a fleeting thing. That's why I'm a big fan of masturbation.
Eric: Hey, me too!

I got the same sex drive as everyone else. I just don't have the drive to do all that other horse...

Stosh

Caryn: You were always terrified of intimacy, weren't you? I could see it in your eyes the very first day we met.
Marty: Which was Wednesday.

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I got the same sex drive as everyone else. I just don't have the drive to do all that other horse...

Stosh

Caryn: You were always terrified of intimacy, weren't you? I could see it in your eyes the very first day we met.
Marty: Which was Wednesday.