What We Do In The Shadows Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Do you remember that first time we made love? It was so passionate, I accidentally cut off your head.Nadja
We take our LARPing very seriously.Guillermo
Nandor: I would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.
Nandor: Yes, get me some glitter.
Guillermo: Whatever for, Master?
Nandor: Well, I want to do something special for the immortal one's arrival. I am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. Like Twilight.
We've been very careful not to stand out. Which is why we dress down.Lazlo
When the Baron arrives, we should feast on virgin blood.Lazlo
They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent.Nandor
Being a vampire's familiar is like being a best friend, who, who's also a slave.Guillermo