Wilfred Season 2 Episode 7: "Avoidance" Quotes
God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.Ryan
I could totally pass as Harry Potter.Ryan
Those teeth in there, are they James?Wilfred
Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.
Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?
Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.Kristen
I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bullshit. They're like nine years old.Kristen