Jenna: That's just the pain killers talking.
Drew: No it's not, Jenna-ration X.

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Yeah she pet you once. Who sleeps on the bed every night?

Wilfred

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I just watched Jenna take it in the hands from every guy in the neighborhood.

Wilfred

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How can I compete with a purebred?

Wilfred

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Ryan: Are you telling me you've never smelled another dog on Jenna's hands?
Wilfred: Well yeah but that's just from her pushing other dogs away.

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Ryan: I don't even wanna go to this wedding. Now I'm the co-ring bearer?
Wilfred: Yeahhhh, we need to talk about your title.

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Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Wilfred could talk?

Drew

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Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.

Wilfred

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Hey, Ryyyyy - cironi, the San Francisco treat. Now in the new chicken.

Drew

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