Wilfred Season 2 Episode 12: "Resentment" Quotes
Jenna: That's just the pain killers talking.
Drew: No it's not, Jenna-ration X.
Yeah she pet you once. Who sleeps on the bed every night?Wilfred
I just watched Jenna take it in the hands from every guy in the neighborhood.Wilfred
How can I compete with a purebred?Wilfred
Ryan: Are you telling me you've never smelled another dog on Jenna's hands?
Wilfred: Well yeah but that's just from her pushing other dogs away.
Ryan: I don't even wanna go to this wedding. Now I'm the co-ring bearer?
Wilfred: Yeahhhh, we need to talk about your title.
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Wilfred could talk?Drew
Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.Wilfred
Hey, Ryyyyy - cironi, the San Francisco treat. Now in the new chicken.Drew