That is not what I was thinking! I was thinking how ironic it is that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves yet he himself was a slave to a weird beard style.

Wilfred

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These women weren't having sex with a pilot or a doctor. They were having sex with a lie. But more sick and depraved than that, they were having sex with a dog.

Wilfred

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Ryan: I, on the other hand...
Wilfred: ...was an antisocial virgin with drawn on pubes. I get it.

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He's not saying that. She's speaking FOR him. He didn't do a smelly poo poo for her. He did it for his dead brother.

Wilfred

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