Wilfred Season 3 Episode 4: "Sincerity" Quotes
That is not what I was thinking! I was thinking how ironic it is that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves yet he himself was a slave to a weird beard style.Wilfred
These women weren't having sex with a pilot or a doctor. They were having sex with a lie. But more sick and depraved than that, they were having sex with a dog.Wilfred
Ryan: I, on the other hand...
Wilfred: ...was an antisocial virgin with drawn on pubes. I get it.
He's not saying that. She's speaking FOR him. He didn't do a smelly poo poo for her. He did it for his dead brother.Wilfred