Ryan: So, who won the rape fight?
Wilfred: Just drive, please.

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The idea of watching you die seemed, I don't know, orgasmic?

Stinky (to Ryan)

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Wilfred: You like to scream hateful shit at cuckoo birds too?
Stinky: Of course. They burst out of their homes and run off their mouths!
Wilfred: And then when shit's about to get real, they run back inside like the little pussies they are.

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What happens if my old owner wants me back? I'd want me back. I mean, look at this shit.

Wilfred

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Maybe I'm magical. Maybe you're crazy. The answers will come in good time.

Wilfred

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The first step to me getting better is finally understanding that this isn't actually happening.

Ryan

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The most logical explanation has been right in front my eyes this whole time...mental illness.

Ryan

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