Wilfred Quotes
Wilfred: You like to scream hateful shit at cuckoo birds too?
Stinky: Of course. They burst out of their homes and run off their mouths!
Wilfred: And then when shit's about to get real, they run back inside like the little pussies they are.
What happens if my old owner wants me back? I'd want me back. I mean, look at this shit.
Maybe I'm magical. Maybe you're crazy. The answers will come in good time.
The first step to me getting better is finally understanding that this isn't actually happening.
Ryan
The most logical explanation has been right in front my eyes this whole time...mental illness.
Ryan
Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.
Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.
Amanda
Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.
You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.
Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!
You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
Ryan
This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?
