Will & Grace Quotes
Karen: Gosh, I haven't rooted this hard for a gay couple to get together on TV since Frasier and Niles.
Will: They were brothers.
Karen: I know.
Will: This is the most invasive, morally bankrupt thing…geez Louise, those guys are hot.
Karen: Yeah, well, they wouldn't be on TV if they weren't. It's not the BBC.
Jack: Now, I'm going to show you how to get over a guy the gay way.
Grace: Does it involve cardio?
Jack: Kind of. Mother always said the best way to get over one guy is to get under, behind, and sideways with another one.
It's a never ending buffet of men out there. What if I pick the stale cookie right as they bring out the cheesecake?Jack
Trust me, Drew, no good has ever come of a man coming out to his wife. Don't you want to be vice president one day?Jack
Remember to smile, but not like the clown from It.
You are so cute, and I love that you still have that new gay smell.Jack
Isn't one month traditionally when the gay husband comes out to his wife? I believe the gift for that is a suitcase.
Will: Are you still seeing that married cop from Staten Island, or as Grace and I like to call him when you’re not around, your Staten Island Fairy?
Jack: I'm using that and not crediting you.
Vince: Did you see the two gay guys cake topper?
Vince: We had to buy two straight couples and break them apart. So if you know any lesbians getting married, tell them we have a cake topper.
Will: It's two minutes of his time. What could possibly go wrong in two minutes?
Grace: Ask every girl who ever got pregnant at her prom.
I know something's wrong because you're over plucking your eyebrows. You look like an extra on Orange Is the New Black.Grace [to Wil]