Will & Grace
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCWill & Grace Season 9 Episode 4: "Grandpa Jack" Quotes
Skip: It's hard being me sometimes.
Jack: I know, but I'm going to be there for you as much as I can, and when I'm not I want you to picture me in your head, looking at you like I am right now, and saying you are exactly who you're supposed to be.
When you get older you'll understand that there was the family you were born into and the family that you choose. The family I chose, well it doesn't get any better than that.
The point is, this place can't fix you because you're not broken.
So what are we supposed to do? As a sperm donor the law doesn't recognize you as a relative, just someone who made a little money doing what he would normally do for free.
Will
Will: Wow, look at you. You're a real Texan now.
Elliott: I am. I drank the Kool Aid and can no longer separate church and state.
Karen: Close your mouth kid, you're going to catch a fly.
Skip: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, she is fabulous.
Will: Don't get too excited, we can't know for sure.
Jack: Really, the Pajama Party position? Is that not enough evidence to convict Miss Demeanor over there?
Will: Take it easy. We are not doing an episode of Law & Order: LBGTQ.
How am I supposed to connect with a kid from Texas? I can't fish or hunt, or tell a woman what to do with her fetus.
I just found out my youth obsessed best friend has a grandson. I am obligated to torture you, it's in the contract.
Will
All I'm saying is that if you don't start dating it's going to turn into a fireplace you never use. Open up the flue and put a big log in there.
Karen
Grace, you work too much and you're not dating. It's Saturday morning; you should be slinking home with your contacts in a shot glass, scratches on your back and itches on your front.
Karen
