Vince: Did you see the two gay guys cake topper?
Will: Yeah.
Vince: We had to buy two straight couples and break them apart. So if you know any lesbians getting married, tell them we have a cake topper.

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Will: It's two minutes of his time. What could possibly go wrong in two minutes?
Grace: Ask every girl who ever got pregnant at her prom.

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I know something's wrong because you're over plucking your eyebrows. You look like an extra on Orange Is the New Black.

Grace [to Wil]

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We're just friends, it doesn't matter what I look…Why is my head on Betsy DeVos’ neck?

Will

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Grace: It always amazes me how gay guys stay friends with all of their exes. I’m not friends with any of mine.
Jack: Grace, romance is different for us. A date between straight people sometimes leads to sex, and sex between gay people sometimes leads to a date.
Grace: Well put.

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