Wynonna: Bulshar wants The Tower.
Waverly: Well, that's obviously a wang metaphor.
Wynonna: Kate says that represents darkness and destruction.
Waverly: Yeah, like I said, Bulshar's wang.

• Permalink: Well, that's obviously a wang metaphor.
• Added: September 09, 2018

Wynonna: Then my will is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. On steroids.
Kate: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.

• Permalink: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.
• Added: September 09, 2018

Wynonna: It'd be awesome if Bulshar's cards just said: "Hey, Bulshar, you're a big old bag of deflated dicks."

• Permalink: "Hey, Bulshar, you're a big old bag of deflated dicks."
• Added: September 09, 2018

Still smells like Bobo del Shit down here!

Doc

• Permalink: Still smells like Bobo del Shit down here!
• Added: September 08, 2018

Woman, can't I have one goddamn dinner party without you getting all up in my biscuits?

Waverly

• Permalink: Woman, can't I have one goddamn dinner party without you getting all up in my biscuits?
• Added: September 08, 2018

He was glamoured, so he thinks he was bitten by a Caucasian tree rodent.

Jeremy

• Permalink: He was glamoured, so he thinks he was bitten by a Caucasian tree rodent.
• Added: September 08, 2018

Dammit. That is a bigger tiny sword.

Wynonna

• Permalink: That is a bigger tiny sword.
• Added: September 08, 2018

Jeremy: It's just a super-cazh BGD.
Robin: BGD?
Jeremy: Big gay dinner.

• Permalink: Big gay dinner.
• Added: September 08, 2018