Jimmy: Like, I'm aware of the insult, I just. Huh. Why is there piss in my boot?
Avery: You're so dumb it's almost attractive.
Jimmy: Wait, really?
Avery: Understood attractive, though, didn't ya? Men. Swear I could jack one off at a funeral.

Malcolm: You must be the guy.
Dan: What guy would that be?
Malcolm: The guy who fucked with John Dutton. I understand learning not to do that was a painful lesson.

Fuckers. This town. Fuckin' place. They want to play dirty? Let's play fuckin' dirty!!!


For someone with no spine, you've sure got a lot of balls.


Jamie: I need you to forget how we feel about each other and remember one thing -- we're family.
Beth: I love how people think that word entitles them to absolution from the people whose lives they ruin. We owe you nothing.

Medeterrian diet, daddy. If I have to eat another steak, they'll have to do my next colonic with a fuckin' firehose.


Yellowstone Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Rip: You ask them questions, Kayce, and the questions will never stop. You tell me what you need, and I'll take care of it. They won't question me.
Kayce: Well, you said they need to respect me.
Rip: You let me handle the wranglers, and you'll have both. That's my job.
Kayce: Alright. Get them up to pasture nine. You choose the way.
Rip: I don't choose the way. I make sure no one questions yours.

Well, the whole world's a test, son. Don't let them ever trick you into thinkin' different.