You, Me and the Apocalypse Quotes
Your monkey is sticking its finger into my wound.Scotty
Oh, we had a chicken like you once. We cut off its head and ate it.Frankie
So this is England. It's pretty.Rhonda
Woah, have I become the voice of reason now? Marriage has changed me.Dave
Last night, I was very drunk in the toilet of the pub, and I had the most incredible experience.Celine
Paula: What have you been doing with your life?
Dave: I dunno, Angry Birds?
Everybody has the right to say goodbye.Scotty
He doesn't even have the little hammer thing!Rhonda
I don't have any moms. You got, like, 12 in the last month! How's that fair?Dave
I always wanted to visit a convent. This is exactly how I imagined it to be!Jude
For our daughter, I need you to be a dick!Layla
I thought I was doing God's work. But He's out there, not in here.Jude