Can I be the cop for a while?

Rhonda

There's still stuff worth fighting for.

Jamie

Why did the monk leave the monastery? Because he was cloister-phobic.

Jude

Jamie: We can't deliver a baby!
Dave: Yes, we can! Positive mental attitude.
Jamie: I think it takes a little more training!

Buddy: This is me. Just a regular Joe who likes to wear pantyhose. Does that bother you?
Rhonda: No, not at all.
Buddy: In that case, do you mind if I go change?

You, Me and the Apocalypse Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Jamie: We can't deliver a baby!
Dave: Yes, we can! Positive mental attitude.
Jamie: I think it takes a little more training!

Buddy: This is me. Just a regular Joe who likes to wear pantyhose. Does that bother you?
Rhonda: No, not at all.
Buddy: In that case, do you mind if I go change?