It's very British chaos, isn't it? Everyone's queuing.

Dave

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• Added: February 04, 2016

I've always wanted a through-kitchen door.

Jamie's Mom

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• Added: February 04, 2016

Ariel: Why are you taking air fresheners?
Rhonda: I don't know, I've never looted before!

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• Added: February 04, 2016

I'm honored to meet you, boobmuncher2000.

Ariel

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• Added: February 04, 2016

Fate. Destiny. Are we the chosen ones? God, I feel like such a penis saying that.

Jamie

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• Added: January 28, 2016

It's my birthday and the world's ending!

Jamie

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• Added: January 28, 2016

Jude: Sorry about my language, by the way.
Celine: Oh, it's okay, I speak English.

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• Added: January 28, 2016

Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book.
Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.

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• Added: January 28, 2016