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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 3 Episode 8: "Swing and Miss" Quotes
Love: I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan.
Joe voiceover: I'd rather fuck a cactus.
What is it you think you're doing with Love Quinn?
Matthew
It's OK you can look at it, look at my dick. Welcome to the real party, brother.
Cary
Cary: If you don't want to fuck yourself, how is someone going to want to fuck you, my man?
Joe voiceover: Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.
Marienne; You know the worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
Love: Who is she?
Joe: Excuse me?
Love: Who were you thinking about just then?
Joe: Nobody. Just you. It's always you.
Love: Bullshit. I know you, Joe. No matter what I do I'll never be good enough for you.
Love: Our marriage is completely one-sided.
Joe: That is ridiculous.
Love: You made me kill her. In addition to being mother of the fucking year, I had to run fucking interference on one of your fucking patterns! I killed Natalie for fucking you!
Love: I think that' the best sex we ever had.
Joe Voiceover: Yes, it was. The spark our marriage needed doesn't come from swinging. Our love language is violence.
I put my best friend in a cage. oh my god, I am so grateful for you. I don't know anyone else who would understand. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Love
Swinging was supposed to be my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs. How the fuck are these two getting out of this alive?
Joe Voiceover
Marienne: If Ryan finds out that I was with a married man however innocently he'll use it and I'll never get custody.
Joe Voiceover: You're right, Ryan is a problem but there are always problems in love stories. I'll find a way to fix it for you.
No, I should've known the marriage was over two years in when your father stopped wanting to do anal.
Dottie
