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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 2 Episode 3: "What Are Friends For?" Quotes
You're a different kind of woman, Love. This time will be different. I will never hurt you. If anything, we can heal each other. I will never take your cooking for granted again, and I will try my hardest to accept being in a damn thruple with your brother.
Joe Voiceover
I'm definitely walking the line between desperate and shameless.
Love
Your brother is a sycophantic fame grubbing, Hollywood grabbing, has been.
Joe Voiceover
I would follow your brother, but I think you'd agree, I need to follow the unprotected 15-year-old first.
Joe Voiceover
Will, you are 100 percent unqualified to give me relationship advice.
Joe
Forty: Now that I know you're not a crazy person, I got to ask.
Joe Voiceover: And there it comes.
Forty: What are your intentions with my sister?
She's always baking. Like who bakes for the baker?
Forty
Delilah: It's only a matter of time before I Harvey the shit out of Henderson. I have rumors, and sources, and eventually, I'm gonna have evidence.
Joe Voiceover: Her heart is in the right place, I just wish I could trust Delilah to protect her own sister. More importantly, I wish I could trust Ellie. Full disclosure, I put some family-friendly spyware on the phone I gave her to protect myself. Crazy the lengths parents have to go to keep an eye on their kids these days. Now it'll help me protect her.
I'll just have to do the parenting myself.
Joe Voiceover
Will, listen to me closely. If you don't quit the faux shrink bullshit right now, I will know you are a bad person, and I have no trouble doing bad things to bad people
Joe
Why are you so prickly about Will? Huh? Is something going on? If so, you have to tell me because twinsparency
Forty
Did this guy just tank his own party to make forty feel better about leaving?
Joe Voiceover
