Gemma Graham-Greene managed to disparage Americans, trans people, the poor, and Jews in a single sentence while doing a shot of Patron.

Joe Voiceover

Rhys: I get a sense about you.
Joe: What's that?
Rhys: All jokes aside, my guess is that you've had a truly hellish life. The kind that not everyone survives. Am I close?
Joe: Yeah.
Rhys: So you're fairly deeply damaged. Therefore, you're capable of doing real damage.
Joe: I feel like I'm supposed to be defensive right now, but I'm not.
Rhys: Well, who am I to judge you?
Joe: So what now? Rhys: Can't erase any of it. so now I try to do a good bit of moving forward to someone, which includes protecting the people I love and getting some actual shit down for the people of London.
Joe: So you think it's actually possible, redemption?

What the... where would I put a finger?

Joe Voiceover

Let the games begin. Which one of these people will I hate the most?

Joe

If LA was purgatory and suburbia was hell, London may be when I finally got to the good place.

Joe Voiceover

Rhys: The thing about getting money when you had none is you never really feel you have it. And all the people who always did --
Joe: Another species.
Rhys: Exactly.
Joe Voiceover: I actually don't hate him yet.
Rhys: They're dancing while the world burns. Barely notices that it's burning, and why would they? Their weather is just right.

Joe: I'm sorry. I thought you would be happy to see me. I thought you loved me.
Marienne: I did.
Joe: Well, I'm right here, and I know a lot has happened.
Marienne: No. No. Juliette is in Paris, my friend, she expects me back tomorrow. Let me make it back to my daughter?
Joe: Why would you ask me that?
Marienne: You killed Ryan!
Joe: He took your child!
Marienne: And your wife! If you're standing here, Love didn't kill you; you killed her, didn't you? Tell me, have there been more? Oh my God. You act like it's not true that you're just a good man who did a bad thing. You're a murderer, Joe.
Joe: You're wrong about me.
Marienne: I wish. I wish I was, but --
Joe: You know what? I'm going to prove it to you. Goodbye, Marienne.

Dealer: So FYI this is a service, someone's gonna deal so I serve the means of medicating the public as well as protecting communities likely to be profiled by the police. I donate all my proceeds to NAMI. The National Alliance of mental illness?
Joe Voiceover: I'm starting to think this generation might save us all.

No, I should've known the marriage was over two years in when your father stopped wanting to do anal.

Dottie

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. No, I used to have my shit together.

Love

Swinging was supposed to be my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs. How the fuck are these two getting out of this alive?

Joe Voiceover

What is it you think you're doing with Love Quinn?

Matthew

YOU Quotes

A guy needs to protect himself. I had to make sure you're safe, and your name was a glorious place to start. Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. And there you were, every account sent to public. You want to be seen, heard, known, and of course, I obliged.
Born and raised Nantucket Island. A brother Clyde and sister Anya. Your parents really were assholes about the names. Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture.
Went to Brown where you majored in Lit. Cool. And minored in douchebags. Eh. And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA, and make your mark presumably. Now you still write, barely. Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck.

Joe Voiceover

Beck: At the end of the day people really are disappointing, aren't they?
Joe: Sometimes they surprise you.