I had a hamster once when I was a child. Sad story. Apparently, you can't blow dry them on high.

Diana

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• Added: August 01, 2017

Lauren: Ohhh. She was very, very into you. You could have fried an egg on that cooch.
Maggie: Did...did she have a mustache?
Lauren: Honestly? It wasn't on her tits. That's all I was lookin' at.

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• Added: August 01, 2017

Blackmailed? What kind of crowd are you running with? Oh yes, publishing.

Jay

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• Added: August 01, 2017

No. Keep your secret, and if you ever want to talk to someone who grew up watching the same TV shows that you did? Call me.

Jay

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• Added: August 01, 2017

Donna: Ah. Isn't this nice? I feel so warm and fuzzy.
Maggie: I'm not surprised. I mean, me too!

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• Added: August 01, 2017

Liza: This is not like you to be so angry before you know the facts.
Charles: You're right. You're right, you're right. I don't know anything! I don't know how I'm going to replace our biggest earner. I don't know how I'm going to make payroll next month, and I don't know why you're dating a 40-something guy in publishing who isn't me!!

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• Added: August 01, 2017