Kelsey: Hmmm. What looks good?
Liza: I don't know. I've never bought a bathing suit out of a vending machine before, let alone one that also sells condoms.

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Kelsey: It's amazing the things you'll do to live your dream, right Liza?
Liza: Oh, right.

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Josh, your generation didn't invent anal sex, you just invented talking about it all the time.

Liza

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Kelsey: You stabbed me in the back!
Redmond: No. I made a deal. You overshared.

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