Charles: They made it sound like we reconciled.
Pauline: Not the craziest idea in the world, is it?
Charles: I think we are still a...work in progress.
Pauline: Fair enough.

Zane, let me catch you up. I've already had two New York Times bestsellers and turned an advice book about a dog into a million dollar franchise. I don't need your help.

Kelsey

If you don't want to be here, just go home.

Josh

You know, before I met Richard, I was prepared to accept that this was my life. No plus one, no one beaming like an idiot beside me in photographs, and I was OK with it then. And I'm OK with it now.

Diana

Jay: Hey. Oh, my God. You're in love with Charles.
Liza: I am. I do love him! I know that I shouldn't, but I do! And you're so nice. You're so nice, and I'm so sorry.

Pauline: I don't know how to thank you.
Liza: For what?
Pauline: It's in the guest room, but I'm finally back home. I feel like this book has done everything I ever dreamed of, and you have made it so much better. I can never thank you enough.

Uh oh, you know that Brooks Brother mannequin that runs your company? He's coming our way. Look young.

Jay

You're leaving. We'll never get to know what we could have been, ya know?

Josh

Liza: In order for me to do my job, I've had to create a relationship with Pauline, and the truth is, I like her. And I love your girls, and I am not going to be the one to stand in the way of this family getting back together.
Charles: You are confusing the book with reality.

Liza: It must be hard for you every day working with Pauline reliving the past.
Charles: The hardest part is I can't get you out of my head.

Jay: And let it be known that I was not the first person to see your talent, but I was the first to try to poach it.
Liza: You never forget the first.

Pauline: God, I am so glad Charles didn't take you off the book.
Liza: What do you mean?
Pauline: Oh, it was nothing. I'm sure it's because we're getting along too well, and he feels outnumbered.
Liza: Yeah, that must be it.

Younger Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza