[singing] I'm so smart, I got nothing on my mind. I've got zero to-dos and that's just fine.

Amy

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• Added: October 01, 2015

Strasburg: Critique me.
Jimmy: OK, well, the image of the endless Costco aisle seems somewhat derivative of DeLillo.
Strasburg: Get out.

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• Added: October 01, 2015

Gretchen: Why would I pay you rent? It's your house.
Jimmy: Your ability to bend semantics to best fit your financial interests is quite impressive.
Gretchen: I'm all about that paper.

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• Added: October 01, 2015

Turns out Honeynutz rhymes with Honey BUTTS.

Sam

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• Added: September 30, 2015

Lindsay: Have fun having hand sex with your girlfriend in the woods!
Paul: If you must know... I'm able to finish with her REGULAR.

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• Added: September 30, 2015

Jimmy: Hey, do you want to get a lap dance with me?
Gretchen: Oh, hell yeah I do!

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• Added: September 30, 2015

Scrambled eggs? A dish so pedestrian its name is the recipe?

Jimmy

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• Added: September 30, 2015