You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 8: "Spooky Sunday Funday" Quotes
I've tailored the activities for Gretchen's perverted and morbid tastes.
Jimmy
Lindsay: Why are you in a wheelchair? Did Amy do this to you?
Paul: I'm Stephen Hawking! The famous cosmologist.
Lindsay: A crippled guy does makeup?
A doctor costume for ladies? [scoffs] Fake.
Lindsay
Gretchen: You even quit Ralph's Rewards Club because you couldn't handle the commitment.
Lindsay: What, I'm gonna carry one of those shitty little plastic cards on my keychain like a poor?
Gretchen: So why did you put a murder tour on your list?
Edgar: Psh, I'm totally into murder. I love it so much I became a soldier, you can murder anyone you want.
[dressed as Steven Spielberg] Excuse me, sir. I don't mean to be too forward but you have caught me with your 'Hook.' You're at the top of my 'Schindler's List.' My loins are 'Terminal'-y always 'The Color Purple' for you. So please, open your 'Jaws' and make out with me. 'Munich.'
Dorothy
Looks like that dry spell's about to end. Try not to blow a hole through her back.
Jimmy
Yeah, but it's not about the jizz in my balls, it's about the jizz in my brain and in my heart. The jizz in my heart, Jimmy.
Edgar
Forget about movies, this is the golden age of television. TV owns.
Haunted House Visitor
They weren't kidding about that "no rules" thing. That little girl with her arms on backwards straight up bit my tit.
Gretchen
