Lindsay: You think I'm an unfriendly treacherous mountain?
Edgar: And I think Paul couldn't hack it.

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Paul: Do you even know what love means?
Lindsay: Yeah. I mean, it's like, "Hey, I love you. Smooch smooch. Now go get me some bagel bites."

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You're right. She's gonna hate me. I look like a young Roger Ebert.

Paul

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I'm having a blast. Yeah, I'm peeing blood. And I briefly forgot the word for telephone.

Jimmy

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If I don't get a night off soon, I think my liver is gonna slide out of my body, you know?

Gretchen

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Gretchen: Who knows their address?
Jimmy: People. Kidnapped children. This dog I saw on Dateline who rides the bus to the park.

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Jimmy: Well you guys have very funny things in your vocabulary as well.
Gretchen: Oh yeah, like what?
Jimmy: "American exceptionalism."
Gretchen: Oh, former colony burn.

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