You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 7: "There Is Not Currently a Problem" Quotes
Gretchen: And who knows? With the right attitude, this could be a really fun adventure for everyone. So the only thing I need from you is to not make a big deal of it and be okay with how I am and the fact that you can't fix me.
Jimmy: Can't I, though? I got that mouse.
Wear your stains on the outsides of your clothes, Gretch.
Lindsay
HA! Vernon, ya burnt!
Vernon
My childhood home had mice. I thought nothing of it. One day my mate Daniel spent the night and he woke up to a mouse chewing on his nipple. From then on everybody called me Mouseboy. My dad even. And it was his disgusting house...
Jimmy
And really, let's be honest. Becca's just milking this shit so she can be a 24/7 snack monster and Jabba all over the place. She won't even let me do her anymore because she's afraid the baby might come out whack. Shit -- I don't want some whack ass baby. But I have needs. Anyway, I appreciate your staying discrete.
Vernon
Edgar: You guys would probably like each other a lot. You both like naps. Dorothy, tell Lindsay about that nap you took the other day?
Dorothy: I napped in a sunbeam.
Oh my god, Gretch, it is literally 'Nam out there! There was so much traffic I got through three whole episodes of the Just Farts podcast. And then, I got to the thing and they wouldn't let me through the people so I abandoned my car and walked past the people and they yelled at me. And then some Asian boy gave me a cup of Gatorade which was weird. And then I walked all the way here, uphill, and then I died. I'm dead.
Lindsay
In what world is a freeloader allowed to invite someone else to stay? That'd be like Kato Kaelin inviting someone to live in an even tinier little guest house.
Jimmy
Yeah, if he's [the mouse's] not bothering anyone, who cares that he's here?
Gretchen
Gretchen: We're adults! We can walk.
[Everyone laughs]
Jimmy: What are we, New Yorkers? [fake New York accent] Oh, fuhgeddaboudit, let's walk and get a pizza bagel with Mayor Goo-liani!
Gretchen: Oh, I know you.
Dorothy: Oh, you do?
Gretchen: Yeah... you're a theater girl.
Jimmy: I mean, the phrase doesn't translate easily to English but it means that there is not currently a problem.
Gretchen: So would you say it's a... problem-free philosophy?
Jimmy: That's a tad simplistic but--
Gretchen: OK, so it's like... no worries for the rest of your days?
