He still just thinks of me as a freeloading veteran with perfect features.

Edgar

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• Added: December 02, 2015

Some of the most legendary geniuses of our time suffered from depression. David Foster Wallace, Hemingway, Spalding Gray, Boner from Growing Pains...

Sam [to Gretchen]

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• Added: December 02, 2015

Gretchen: You stayed?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Gretchen [crying]: You stayed.

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• Added: December 02, 2015

My life flashed before my eyes. Dick. Following Smash Mouth around Europe. Negative after negative customer service interaction. Divorce. More dick. I realized I really need to get my shit together.

Lindsay

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Edgar: Do you still like me?
Dorothy: Of course I do. So much that it sucks.

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• Added: November 18, 2015

But you know, maybe I just make bad decisions. I mean, I bought a chocolate fountain! Who does that?

Dorothy

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• Added: November 18, 2015

I am a one in a generation. A disruptor. You know how in that Charlie Chaplin movie there's this ho, walking and talking on a cell phone even though it's 1928? I'm that future-ass cell phone ho! Trace! I'm out here everyday changing the face of EVERYTHING. Music, art, amusement parks, farm-to-table, claymation, laser shows...

Sam

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Gretchen: You need to stop. It's like you have amnesia. Every day you think things are going to be different and I'll just be happy. Well, maybe you can understand this: I feel nothing. About anything. Dogs, candy, old Blondie records, nachos, you, us, nothing. So for the last time... please GO.

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Red licorice vodka? Were you expecting Chris Hansen?

Jimmy

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Little pig boy pay for my Invisalign? Send money, loser!

Kasha

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Jimmy: Look, the truth is... I have a girlfriend.
Nina: Who? Greasy hair queen of dragons?

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Just mimic everything they do like a rapidly mutating virus.

Jimmy

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• Added: November 18, 2015