Sketchy: She bit you.
Skeezy: Am I gonna tan?
Sketchy: No little buddy, you're gonna Z.

Skeezy; Why didn't you ever say anything?
Sketchy: I didn't think I had to.
Skeezy: I love you.
Sketchy: I know.

Negativity is infectious, man. Like a virus.

Doc

Sketchy: If things get hairy-
Skeezy: Scream like a porn star.
Sketchy: Something like that.

I'm getting too old for this shit!

Doc

Kaya: What do you want? Tell me!
Citizen Z: I want to see my boy.
Kaya: Simon?
Citizen Z: Kaya.
Kaya: Jay Z, it's your father. Look at what the zombie dragged in.

Citizen Z: Zona soldiers just attacked us. They stole files.
Murphy: Zona? Are you sure?
Warren: Files? What did they take, exactly?
Citizen Z: Not sure. They covered their tracks.
Kaya: They were after old floppy discs. We're not sure what was on the discs, they were damaged. All we know is the name on the label of the files. Black rainbow.
Murphy: Black rainbow?
Warren: Black rainbow's real.

Who are they? Zona, whatever that is.

Kaya

Sometimes Taco Tuesday fights back.

Carly

Warren: How do you know you're doing something good, or you're just delusional?
Louis: I don't.

Look at these two hosers. Take off, eh?

Doc

You were there in Zona. You were awake. What did they do to me? Because, if these dreams are true, then nowhere is safe. Not even Newmerica.

Warren [to Murphy]

Z Nation Quotes

Citizen Z: I need to speak to Lt. Hammond.
Addy: Hammond's dead.

You're looking at the only human to survive being bitten by a zombie.

Hammond