Janice: So do we have the best friends, or what?
Chandler: Joey's not a friend, he's ... a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big-screen TV?

Chandler Bing
Friends Season 1 Episode 14: "The One with the Candy Hearts"
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Friends Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.

Kristin: (About Carol and Susan) Who are they?
Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.
Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.