George: So I said, "Mr. Hayman, It's me george Costanza, JFK, ... " He doesn't move. So I said uh, "Can't stand ya'", "Can't stand ya'" He turns and smiles, the little baked bean teeth. I get up to run away, but something was holding me back. It was Heyman. He had my underwear. There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library ,a grown man, getting a wedgie.
Elaine: At least it wasn't atomic.
George: It was.


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George Costanza, Elaine Benes
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5: "The Library"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle.

Mr. Bookman

I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch.

George