So, let me ask you. Do you think I did this? No, no. It's the ...

George: So, let me ask you. Do you think I did this?
Jerry: No, no. It's the valet guy.
George: No, no, I mean, driving Susan to lesbianism.
Jerry: Oh no, that's ridiculous.
George: What if her experience with me drive ger to it?
Jerry: Suicide, maybe, not lesbianism.


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Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

(to the restaurateur, who thinks Jerry has the BO) Well, then go out and smell the car, see which smells worse.

Jerry

(finding out that his former girlfriend is a lesbian) Y'know, the funny thing is, somehow I find her more appealing now It's like if I knew she was a lesbian when we went out, I never would've broken up with her.

George
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