Elliot: So, what are you, uh...sick or something?
Sean: My--my heartbeat, it's like, uh, it's irregular. What's the medical word for it?
Carla: Irregular.
Sean: Yeah! That's it, it's irregular!


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20: "My Way or the Highway"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Elliot: Oh, my God. I cannot believe I talked to Sean about poo for, like, ten minutes.
Carla: Oh, relax; nobody knows.
Laverne: Hey, Poopy.
Elliot: At one point I tried changing the subject to art... But, we went from art to artists to alcohol to coffee...and that just led right back to poo!

Carla: Elliot, you know how they say no one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself?
Elliot: My mother used to say, "No one will ever love you."