So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.

Schmidt

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Schmidt
Episode:
New Girl Season 3 Episode 5: "The Box"
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New Girl
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New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls.

Nick

Oh my God. It is a hand...full of dollar bills y'all!

Jess