Michael: So, you are all going to have a drug test. And I am not.
Dwight: No, you will be tested.
Michael: Yes, I will not be.
Dwight: No, you will be. That is the law, according to the rules.
Michael: OK, well, Dwight, just know that I've been very busy today, and I've got a lot of work to do, and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom, and I don't even know if anything's going to come out.


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Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.

And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.

Dwight