Oleg: Sofi has new man in her life. I'm so mad I can't see straight.
Max: I'm looking right at him and I don't see straight either.

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2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 17: "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
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Max: You know I switched that Purell with KY.
Caroline: Please tell me you're kidding.
Max: Of course I' kidding, I can't afford lube; I just use my tears.
Caroline: Max seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer. I already caught "poverty" this year; I'm not catching the flu.

Earl: Who is that?
Max: Sophie's new boyfriend.
Earl: And where is his boyfriend?