Some of them have been married for half a century. And, no offen...

Leslie: Some of them have been married for half a century. And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. Divorced, dating a gay guy, divorced twice, jury's still out on you two, and Jerry, who knows?
Jerry: I've been happily married for 28 years. You've met my wife, Gail, many times.
Leslie: Whatever.


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Leslie Knope
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 16: "Galentine's Day"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

It's the most romantic story ever. It makes The Notebook look like Saw V.

Leslie

If you look inside your bags you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand crocheted flower pens, a mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.

Leslie
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