Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether y...

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17: "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work!
Bill Clinton: Bite me.

Marge: (referring to Stampy) Homer... it looks like it could gore.
Homer: (chuckles) It does look like Al Gore.

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