South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralStan, I don't think we're supposed to be in the military base; t...
Kyle: Stan, I don't think we're supposed to be in the military base; they might shoot us.
Stan: I don't care; we're going!
Towelie: (appearing in front of the boys) Don't forget to bring a towel!
(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny groan.)
Cartman: Oh, no. Not Towelie...
Towelie: When going some place new, you should always bring a towel!
Stan: Okay. Thanks, Towelie.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Cartman: No, we don't wanna get high!
Towelie: So... You mean you don't like having Towelie around?
Cartman: That's right!
Towelie: So am I to understand there's been a..."Towelie ban"?
(Towelie laughs and the boys groan loudly.)
Stan: Goddamnit, get the hell out of here, Towelie!
Towelie: (leaving) Alright, see ya!
- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
- Episode:
- South Park Season 5 Episode 9: "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, South Park Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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