Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.

Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.

Adam Pally Quotes

Morgan: Are you talking about Dr. Reed kissing your girlfriend or this directly applicable to this situation?
Peter: No. The latter, dude.
Morgan: What ladder?

That's my girlfriend. That's hilarious. I guess women can be funny.

Peter