Hart was just polishing the bell because he's so motivated, chief.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Listen, three retirees launching a covert op? How do you think that's gonna go down?

Steve McGarrett

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett

Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.

Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.

[Fantasy football]'s Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: I'm giving you a chance to save a little boy's life.
Wo Fat: And what's in it for me?
Steve McGarrett: The exercise yard. 15 minutes a day, you can see the sun.
Wo Fat: I burn easily.

Savannah Walker: Commander McGarrett, is he gonna make it?
Steve McGarrett: I don't care.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.