Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron.

The Situation was a man in that situation.

Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.

I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.

I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad.

Whatever you think I said ... I probably said it.

[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.

Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.

Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!

I'm tryin' to be classy right now!

Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!

What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.

Angelina Pivarnick Quotes

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.


I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.