Casey Cott Quotes
Kevin: We wanna come too!
Julian: Fine, just don’t expect it to be one of those “wrestling movies” you like to watch.
Archie: Fellas, I’m sorry to do this to you. But I have to step away from this musical for a while for my own mental health. It’s too real, too raw. And I have to figure out some major stuff for myself.
Kevin: Really, Archie?!
Clay: Good luck to you, Archie. I hope you make the right decision about whatever it is you need to decide.
Kevin: And Archie is the main character.
Cheryl: But you just said the show is about all of us?
Toni: Yeah, and Cheryl and I aren’t here to play glorified chorus girls.
Kevin: Is that how your first time went?
Archie: Kevin, I’m still a virgin too.
Kevin: You are?!
Archie: Yeah.
Kevin: Well, doesn’t that beat all? If I’m a virgin and you’re a virgin, why do I have to go to Twyla and you don’t? Why do I have to prove something and you don’t? It’s funny how the world works.
Kevin: Archie, you’re normal.
Archie: Kevin, so are you!
Kevin: Yeah, I want to be. More than anything. I just want to be like everybody else.
Kevin: I should tell you, Toni. It’s not easy for me to say this, but I’m filing for primary custody of Baby Anthony.
Toni: Don’t! Kevin, please don’t do this.
Kevin: Thank you so much for inviting me, Hermione.
Hermione: Oh, not at all, Kevin! I know you’re a superfan. And this is going to be an extra special episode of reality television. All about how Veronica and I are dealing with the emotional fallout of Hiram’s tragic death.
Veronica: Wait, is that what we’re doing here?!
Hermione: Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll guide you through it.
Mr. Cypher: Hey, superstar! How’s it all feeling?
Kevin: If this is what my life would like from now on, I’m all in.
[Mr. Cypher brings out the deal]
Mr. Cypher: Read it over if you like. Essentially, it’s all…
Kevin: Yeah, no, we’re all good!
[Kevin signs the deal]
Kevin: I’ll catch you later. Cool?
[Kevin pats Mr. Cypher’s shoulder and leaves]
This award is a painful reminder of all that I haven’t accomplished. Writing, performing, directing … instead, I’m in Riverdale. Still cruising the woods. Unlucky in love. Being named Teacher of the Year at a dying high school. Okay, this can’t be my life! It’s just can’t be!
Kevin
Archie: So, I’m looking for a few good men.
Kevin: Story of my life!
Fangs: You know after all these years, it’s still kind of adorable to witness your back-to-school jitters.
Kevin: Well, I’d be there already if I wasn’t waiting on our house diva. Can you tell Queen T my truck is leaving without her?
[The door opens]
Toni: This outfit is a masterpiece that can’t be rushed, as we all know. And we’re taking my motorcycle.
David: What is this?
Betty: The birth of a serial killer. The Black Hood, as a little boy.
David: Is that really him? The Black Hood?
Betty: Yeah, that’s my dad.
Kevin: [Whispers] This is insane.
