Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.

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• Added: February 24, 2011

Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.

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• Added: February 24, 2011

I live with that dude. He's got night terrors and a rotary phone.

Troy

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• Added: February 24, 2011

I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.

Troy

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• Added: February 24, 2011

I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.

Troy

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• Added: February 10, 2011