I hope they get a f*%kin' incurable disease living up there.

I am not f*%king any of my roommates... therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh!t.

A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.

I like my boobs.

I hate frogs.

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

Can you guys like, maybe neutral it? Because, like, you hit up a girl in Miami?

I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.

Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!

It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.

You brought me into this house, and Jenni has had my back since day one.

Deena

[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW