A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.

I like my boobs.

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

I hate frogs.

I am not f*%king any of my roommates... therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh!t.

JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!

I hope they get a f*%kin' incurable disease living up there.

[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.

Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

You brought me into this house, and Jenni has had my back since day one.

Deena

She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.

I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW