Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.

I hope they get a f*%kin' incurable disease living up there.

JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!

I am not f*%king any of my roommates... therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh!t.

I hate frogs.

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

I like my boobs.

A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.

Without her here, it would have been different.

I'm not gonna get my nails done with her.

JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.


You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.