Joel McHale Quotes
You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?
Jeff
So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.
Jeff
As someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit.
Jeff
Hey Britta, where's Sophie B.? Is she backstage, drinking Zima and counting out Beanie Babies?
Jeff
I'm gonna go get a sandwich, which, unlike "changnesia," is real.
Jeff
I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.
Jeff
William: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Jeff: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
William: Wouldn't want one. No apologies.
Jeff: Wouldn't accept one.
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
Jeff: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Dean Pelton: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
Damn them and their perfectly crafted time pieces!
Jeff
I thought this was America, not Arizona.
Jeff
Carl, I see you've grown a new douchebag.
Jeff
