Betty: I’m afraid it’s time for me to go.
Archie: Okay. Well, tonight isn’t goodbye anyway. I know we’ll see each other again. Maybe. Maybe we’ll even end up together. You know I’ve always felt that it would be you and me at the end of the road. I mean, it started with us. A boy and girl next door to each other.
Betty: That’s a lovely sentiment, Archie. But that’s not what happens in the future.
Archie: No?
Betty: No.

Mary: I can’t have you anymore here, Frank. It’s time for you to move out.
Frank: Mary, you called me here to help.
Archie: And now she’s telling you to hit the road.
Frank: And who’s gonna be the man of the house when I’m gone?!
Archie: I am!
Mary: [Laughs] Not that I need one. I am the woman of this house, after all. I’m the one who pays the mortgage around here.

Reggie: No! No! No! No! What are we supposed to do now?! I’m horny as heck!
Archie: Me too, Reggie. Me too.

Archie: Fellas, I’m sorry to do this to you. But I have to step away from this musical for a while for my own mental health. It’s too real, too raw. And I have to figure out some major stuff for myself.
Kevin: Really, Archie?!
Clay: Good luck to you, Archie. I hope you make the right decision about whatever it is you need to decide.

Reggie: I might cut out of here.
Archie: You don’t have to do that.
Reggie: Come on, Andrews. I saw you two in the cemetery holding hands. You don’t need a seismograph to pick up those vibrations.
Archie: Okay, Reg, if you say so.
Reggie: I do.

Archie: Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween.
Veronica: Dare I ask?
Cheryl: Unfortunately, we don’t embrace All Hallows Eve the same way Greendale does. We have rules in Riverdale.

Frank: I finally convinced our lead sponsor to recruit an outside. A kid who knows how to win games.
Archie: You know me, I’ll any help we can get. Who is the guy? A ringer?
Frank: Just a farm kid out of McCreedy. Six foot three, 220lbs, pure muscle but fast.
Archie: What’s his name?
Frank: Mantle. Reggie “The Blur” Mantle.
Archie: The Blur?
Frank: Because you never see him coming.

Kevin: Is that how your first time went?
Archie: Kevin, I’m still a virgin too.
Kevin: You are?!
Archie: Yeah.
Kevin: Well, doesn’t that beat all? If I’m a virgin and you’re a virgin, why do I have to go to Twyla and you don’t? Why do I have to prove something and you don’t? It’s funny how the world works.

Kevin: Archie, you’re normal.
Archie: Kevin, so are you!
Kevin: Yeah, I want to be. More than anything. I just want to be like everybody else.

Betty: We were thinking: what if you had us both?
Veronica: At the exact same time. For a very, very special date.
Archie: Really?!
Betty & Veronica: Really.

Nana Blossom: She has this compulsive craving for intimate, physical, and some might even say, inappropriate touching.
Archie: Really?
Nana Blossom: Oh yes. She’s ravenous for it! She can’t keep her hands to herself.

Archie: Okay, we barely made it to second base. So, why tell Julian we scored a home run?
Cheryl: I can’t explain it. But saying that we did, it’s helping me with a problem I’m having. Just know that by corroborating this story, you’d be protecting me.

K. J. Apa Quotes

Betty: I'm not gonna ask what you did with Veronica at Cheryl's. I'm asking you now, right now, if you love me, Archie, or even like me?
Archie: Of course I love you, Betty. But I can't give you the answer you want.
Betty: Why?
Archie: You are so perfect. I've never been good enough for you. I'll never be good enough for you.

Veronica: I'm filled with dread.
Archie: Why's that?
Veronica: Are you familiar with the works of Truman Capote? I'm "Breakfast at Tiffany's" but this place is strictly "In Cold Blood."