I'm out. I chang-ed my mind.

Chang

I'll be spinning hits from yesterday and today, which are basically the same to me, since I have changnesia.

Chang

Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.

Chang

Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

Community Quotes

Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]