Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I think Sammi has an idea, but she just doesn't want to believe it. It all dates back to when you thought the Tooth Fairy was, you know, alive.

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I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!

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There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.

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